A condition usually present in filipino men,who believe they are the "hottest" and "in demand" guys on the planet,but in reality,suffer from gross insecurities about real world attractiveness,height,sexual performance,and the reluctance from non filipino women/men,to consider them as a legitimate option.
that guy truly doesn't get how fucking ugly he is,he has a serious case of the filipino condition.
by SmartAssTheOriginal February 14, 2019
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In The Pied Piper of Hamlin, things were in a really crittercal condition before said musician showed up.
by QuacksO January 13, 2021
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The state in which a person constantly wears/ buys flannel and is obsessed with flannel.
My brother just bought a lot of flannels at the mall, I think he might have the Fajardo Condition.
by WhiteLightning January 3, 2019
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The most hellish and painful experiences on the planet. It starts off with a simple walk. And about 90 pounds on your body. For 21 kilometers. A big "fuck you" given to US Marines before they redeploy.
Hey Martinez, you want to go to McDonald's?
Nah man, I can't get fat before the Conditioning Hike.
Oh fuck, I forgot!
by Doc Of the Walk March 29, 2015
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Refers to a social/physical environment dat you cannot stand to occupy due to nobody's being willing/permitted to get naked for you.
Nude beaches make me feel so alive and free; why don't other beaches follow **suit** and allow bathers to ditch da **suits**?! Having to cover up with trunks and tops creates totally unbareable conditions for me!
by QuacksO November 3, 2022
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A state of being, lawless conditions.
A previously peaceful country where law and order is slipping, or gone completely, due to extreme volumes of immigration from the third world.

High rates of violence in areas with a high proportion of immigrants, sometimes resulting in no-go-zones, where even law enforcement have litle authority, and are commonly are assaulted.
We don't want swedish conditions in our country.
by Alexander4840 October 27, 2021
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