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Condementimacy 

A close attachment to rarely used condements found in the fridge that the owner has a hard time throwing out. Often related to black lid syndrome.
"Will I ever eat this mango chutney? yes. I might...Do I need 2 openned jars of grainny dijon? Maybe. Is that fur on the red pepper jelly? Will my condementimacy get in the way of a meaningful lunch?"
Condementimacy by mo-yo December 29, 2006
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Somebody who is the coolest part of a group or the life of the party.
1. I can't believe you just banged that chick. You are definately the codeman of the group
codeman by Paul Genitals December 9, 2008

codemancer 

Alias for codemonkey. A person with a rather unhealthy obsession with writing computer code.
Linus Torvalds is the main kernel codemancer!
codemancer by thinice September 3, 2007

Condoman 

When she has a suspicious vagina but you don't like using protection, so you add a third. The condoman fucks your girl while you fuck him, serving as a barrier between yall.
Person 1: So how'd it go with Yewel?
Person 2: She had some warts on her vag and a latex allergy, so I called my Condoman in and he helped facilitate our sex.
Condoman by penismachine September 29, 2019

Do you condemn Hamas? 

Hamas is the de facto governing entity of the Gaza Strip, Occupied Palestine. Hamas is considered a terrorist organisation in part (Al Qassam Brigades) or in full by a handful of Western countries. Following the Oct 7 attacks in southern Israel, Western media outlets have repeatedly asked their guests on air this question to make them explicitly express their opinions on Hamas. This has been used so often that it becomes a way of greetings just like “how are you?”

Condemned 

Adj: Used to Show fear, or a sudden jump in heart rate in responce to a sight of horror. Causes oneself to stand in corners where the rest of the room, and or all doors in the room are visible.
Oh Snap Jack, Thats Was Some Condemned shit right there!
Condemned by Nick Delieto July 16, 2008

Condemned 

One of the most badass games EVER. You can tase a bro then beat his head in with a 2x4. It's also scary as shit. Real man's game.
Woah Ethan Thomas just cracked this guys skull with this pipe. I fucking love condemned!
Condemned by FistOfMith February 7, 2009