Person A: "Yeah so I saw your girlfriend talking to Brad last night and she said..."
*Interruption by Person B*
Person B: "Holy Sh*t! She's cheating on me!"
Person A: "Dude, stop jumping to conclusions! She said he needs to get a life!"
Person B: "Oh..."
*Interruption by Person B*
Person B: "Holy Sh*t! She's cheating on me!"
Person A: "Dude, stop jumping to conclusions! She said he needs to get a life!"
Person B: "Oh..."
by Future Mind-Controlling Robots July 26, 2010
I saw your girl having lunch with some other dude, so I came to the optical conclusion that they were bumpin' uglies!
by Jason Schueler November 30, 2007
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From working with impatient people; One who thinks they know the answer to everything, without first investigating.
Boo could not get the application to work, because he's a conclusion-hopper, and he did not read the instructions
by Luc August 12, 2004
paige and grace when there is no one else on the group facetime
they always think that everyone else is in another chat talking shit about them
they always think that everyone else is in another chat talking shit about them
by gordo the dog July 9, 2019
1. That was the worst Optical conclusion I have ever herd slash seen!
2. Dang it Jairus! Why do you always ruin the movie with an Optical Conclusion.
3. I don't want to see that, Shane already told me the Optical Conclusion.
2. Dang it Jairus! Why do you always ruin the movie with an Optical Conclusion.
3. I don't want to see that, Shane already told me the Optical Conclusion.
by Voltronn October 19, 2010
paige and grace are always jumping to conclusions when no one else is in the group facetime
they think that everyone else is in another chat talking shit about them
they think that everyone else is in another chat talking shit about them
by gordo the dog July 9, 2019