concessionist 

Someone who works in concessions-- typically at a movie theatre. It's technically not a word according to most dictionaries, and usually gets the red squiggly line from most spell-checkers; but you can refer to this unofficial definition as your own little victory knowing that, as far as the rest of the world is concerned, it's a real word.

Harvard Grad: Excuse me, but a girl who works in your concessions spit in my cup before serving it to me.
Management: Don't you mean a concessionist?
Harvard Grad: That's not a fucking word you imbecile.
Management: (begins making a loogie)...let me see that cup.

concessionist by Douglas Young December 29, 2007

Dual Conversionist

A person that attempts to change your religious and sexual preference at the same time.

"Alan, the dual conversionist was at the mall again. He told me I was very handsome and asked if I believed in God"

Dual Conversionist by Anthony Long. October 23, 2008

conclusionist 

A person that always jumps to conclusions, no matter what is meant or said.

Julie is such a conclusionist, when I told her I would like to look at cars, she jumped to the conclusion that I want to buy another car.

conclusionist by Gadget King September 25, 2011

Concessionista 

A female concessionist working at a movie theater.

I'm a Concessionista at Cinemark!

Concessionista by bassdownlow January 8, 2011

Concessionalist 

1.) The person working a concession stand that feels the need to ask you why you're ordering an item.
2.) The person working a concession stand that finds it difficult to resist the temptation to ask you what you'd like more than once.

1.) Billy (customer): Hey, Reg! I'd like a chili cheese dog.

Regina (concessionalist): A chili cheese dog? That's odd. Are you sure you don't want a fruit salad?

Billy: No. I just want a chili cheese dog.

Regina: Are you sure?

Billy: You know what? I'll just be back later.
2.) Jessica (customer): I would like a small bag of popcorn, please.

Jason (concessionalist): A bag of popcorn?

Jessica: Yes please.

Jason: What else?

Jessica: That will be all.

Jason: That's it?

Jessica: Yep. That's it.

Jason: Are you sure you don't want something to drink, perhaps?

Jessica: No. Just popcorn.

Jason: And that's all?

Jessica: Yeah.. um, actually, just forget about it. My friend's got some. We'll just share.

Jason: Share?

Concessionalist by Tie It Up In Me May 4, 2009

Conceptionista 

Conceptionista is the lexical combination (see 'portmanteau') of the words Concept, which is a general idea, or something conceived in the mind, and Sandinista, a Nicaraguan authoritarian political party.

Despite recent attempts to make this term more popular it must be noted that its etymology is rather new.
Conceptionistas simply look at Concept Development as an Art, their own brains as the canvas, and the ideas they develop along the way are simply the masterpieces.

Person 1:"Wow! Did you see this brilliant new App?"

Person 2:"Oh yeah, that creator must be a real conceptionista!"

Conceptionista by Mrs Fluff October 13, 2012

conclusionist 

Someone who accuses people based on bias judgement and with no solid factual evidence.

1) Davis: Hay fagot.

Dug: How am I a homosexual?

Davis:.....

Dug: Conclusionist.

2) Mark: Your cheating on me!

Julie: How am I cheating on you?

Mark: John comming over everyday?

Julie: He is my twin brother.

Mark:....

Julie: Conclusionist.

conclusionist by Shockdragon February 22, 2013