An offensive term for a subculture of ugly high-school girls that go to shows and seldom every watch the bands. They usually wear outfits with polka dots, bows and headbands, tight t-shirts advertising terrible bands like Chiodos (which look all the more tighter consideirng most concert trash are fat) and an unnecessary amount of eye-makeup. While they usually have more money than your average joe, they do everything they can to appear underground (this, however, doesn't stop them from bringing their $200 RAZRs and $300 iPods to local shows). It is important to note that the ugliness and nerdiness of concert trash seperates them from your typical scene chicks.
"Are you going to the Static Lullaby show on Saturday?"
"Hell no. There'll be way too much concert trash."
"Hell no. There'll be way too much concert trash."
by jjjizzones January 22, 2007
by Jack billsworth the third December 23, 2011
A person or group of people you end up chatting with or befriending at a concert, that you never speak to again. You will probably just talk about said band and how great they are and compare notes as to how many times you've seen them. The friendship can begin on the beer line, on line for the bathroom or the general admission section when you are packed like sardines.
I pushed my way up to the front by myself and made concert friends that actually held my spot while I went to the beer line.
At the bar after the show we talked to randoms about how great it was and made concert friends.
In between sets we talked to the guys next to us about how awesome the band was, they made pretty cool concert friends.
At the bar after the show we talked to randoms about how great it was and made concert friends.
In between sets we talked to the guys next to us about how awesome the band was, they made pretty cool concert friends.
by nish3010 July 31, 2011
by Wolmy10 April 20, 2011
A metaphoric word involving SHINee’s Kim Jonghyun that describes death or suicide depending on the context. The point of this word is supposed to narrate seeing the late singer in the afterlife, which could either be in heaven or in an alternate world depending on what they believe in. It could also be called “Jonghyun’s fansign”, “Jonghyun’s meet and greet” or even “Jonghyun’s VIP station.”
This word has been used in a now deleted post with the poem “I want to go to a Jonghyun’s concert” by a user on Tumblr (@nekoneck) which describes suicide in a series of metaphors. Despise its dark history, it is now used to describe suicide, typically in sarcasm or it could be used as a replacement of “died” just like how we would say “passed away” or “went up to heaven.” This would make more sense if this is describing a Shawol (a SHINee fan) that passed away, but it could be used for anyone since the feeling of a K-pop idol having a concert in their afterlife may seem pleasant to some.
This word has been used in a now deleted post with the poem “I want to go to a Jonghyun’s concert” by a user on Tumblr (@nekoneck) which describes suicide in a series of metaphors. Despise its dark history, it is now used to describe suicide, typically in sarcasm or it could be used as a replacement of “died” just like how we would say “passed away” or “went up to heaven.” This would make more sense if this is describing a Shawol (a SHINee fan) that passed away, but it could be used for anyone since the feeling of a K-pop idol having a concert in their afterlife may seem pleasant to some.
Suicidal: “I feel like I should go to Jonghyun’s concert so everyone can be happy.”
Sarcasm (positive): “This is so hilarious, I’m gonna go to Jonghyun’s concert!”
Sarcasm (negative): “Everything that is happening in this world makes me want to go to Jonghyun’s concert.”
Sarcasm (to someone else): “I swear to god I’m gonna take you to Jonghyun’s concert if you don’t shut the fuck up!”
Someone passed away: “I’m sorry to say this… but Stephanie has went to Jonghyun’s concert last night. I hope she has a lot of fun up there with him.”
Sarcasm (positive): “This is so hilarious, I’m gonna go to Jonghyun’s concert!”
Sarcasm (negative): “Everything that is happening in this world makes me want to go to Jonghyun’s concert.”
Sarcasm (to someone else): “I swear to god I’m gonna take you to Jonghyun’s concert if you don’t shut the fuck up!”
Someone passed away: “I’m sorry to say this… but Stephanie has went to Jonghyun’s concert last night. I hope she has a lot of fun up there with him.”
by asahiisateacher August 23, 2022
The strange and ominous time where things in band class suddenly get from rowdy to calm. During this time, the drum major(s) and colorguard will merge with the main band, and the directors seem more friendly.
Freshman: What? I'm seeing flaggirls without flags or rifles, and the drum major isn't a narcissistic ass?! What the hell is going on?!
Junior: It's concert season dude...
Junior: It's concert season dude...
by Mswordx23 November 11, 2009
The act of recording parts of an especially kickass concert to the voicemail of an unfortunate friend unable to make it there due to school, work, or monentary troubles, so they don't feel quite as left out.
A close cousin to the phonecall concert, it allows for convenience and multiple listens.
A close cousin to the phonecall concert, it allows for convenience and multiple listens.
Jake: Aw man, Matt and Kim are tearing up the stage with Daylight right now! I feel bad Nick can't be here to see this!
Mike: Oh don't worry about it, I'm leaving Nick a Voicemail Concert!
Nick (the next day): Dude you don't know how much I appreciate this. I don't even care that the audio sucks balls.
Mike: Oh don't worry about it, I'm leaving Nick a Voicemail Concert!
Nick (the next day): Dude you don't know how much I appreciate this. I don't even care that the audio sucks balls.
by MikeyMousekateer September 7, 2009