heart confarction 

When the gas from your bum goes to your heart because you hold back on letting one go

Timmy, dont hold it in too long or you'll get a heart confarction

heart confarction by thetruth1999 November 15, 2018

concoctionist 

One who has the uncanny ability to create new cocktails, recipes and top secret formulas.

These boat drinks are awesome, he is a true concoctionist. If it weren’t for his ability to make Viagra out of seawater he would just be a mixologist.

concoctionist by Mtns2sea Miguel August 23, 2010

Concoction 

An assortment of various edible material, mixed together in a plastic bag of any sort, proceded by mashing of the materials in the bag. The concoction is then dropped in the crowded hallways of Kingwood High School by the concoction triumvirate-Sam, Andy, and Chad.

"Don't step in that massive concoction brewed by the triumvirate!"

Concoction by Cabbage and Cabbage December 28, 2005

confluction 

Confluction: 1]Massive Conflagration. 2]Cluster Fuck of the 5th order. 3]Entanglement of 500 coat hangers. 4]Calling a credit card or software company and attempting to speak with a human.

The stimulus package is the biggest confluction to land on American taxpayers in over 225 years.

confluction by Bevo the Fox March 16, 2009

The Cracky concoction 

Pouring a drink down the bum crack of someone squatting naked while another person lays on the floor drinking the concoction.

Person 1: Did you hear what the boys made Perry do?

Person 2: No, what was it this time?

Person 1: They made him do the cracky concoction.
Person 2: Standard, he must have deserved it.

The Cracky concoction by The Berkeley Bats October 1, 2017

Conscious of your Concoction 

How to survive a frat party: Pay attention to what you're drinking.

Girl: "I'm so hungover and I can't remember anything from last night. What did I drink?"
Other Girl: "I think vodka, gin, Fireball, maybe Windex. Girl you gotta be more conscious of your concoction or you'll end up waking up in a Mexican jail."

Conscious of your Concoction by RCL37 May 26, 2014

penis conduction 

Something that usually happens in shop class.
Penis Conduction is like initiation or a dare, when you make an electrical circut using batteries and wires and complete the circuit using your penis. THis usually ends in what people like to call a feeling that feels like getting head, although this is unaccurate.

Mike: "Ok Jerry, put your dick in it."
Jerry: AHAAAA!!!!!

penis conduction by Spade713 June 11, 2005