computer dick

Similar to whiskey dick. It's when you are on a date with a girl and can't get it up because you spanked it all day while on the internet.

Friend: "How was your date with Suzy?" You: "Ah man, I had computer dick and couldn't get it up." Friend: "Are you fucking cereal? She's hot!"

by Rockabee September 11, 2014

computer dick

a fat guy (me) that sits at his computer all day and plays fivem and jerks off belle delphine

look at that computer dick ewww why does it bend that far

by wocky nuts masta May 13, 2021