1. An electronic, metal box ruled by cruel, mighty deities who fuck themselves up with computer bugs to piss you off.
2. A good device to throw out the window when you're pissed off, usually at the computer itself.
3. A good device to upload to upload a virus onto to make yourself feel like a gangsta
like in Office Space
3. A device that can only be fixed by witchdoctors and magicians and Nick Burns
The Computer Guy.
Damn this computer to hell; that's where the omnipotent asshole gods living inside of it belong.
Bob threw his computer out his window with an aggravated grunt and watched it fall on an innocent bystander's head.
Grendelina came to fix my computer the other day. The other bastards who tried to help were complete computer quacks.
Nick Burns told me, "MOVE" when I showed him what was wrong with my computer.
word of the day: December 19, 2011
a machine for downloading porn
"oh no, the computer broke, i ejaculated all over the keyboard"
What you are on now
You are on the computer now
The most useful and most frustrating thing any human being will ever work with.
The computer crashed again. I lost three thousand lines of code.
If you're looking up this word, kill yourself.
To use the internet, one must have at least a vague idea of what a computer is.
a very, very expensive punching bag
Work with me! *Crack* stupid computer! Gonna punch the life out of you!
A tool that is supposed to save time but intead wastes time.
5. Urbandictionary.com :)
The most boring and frustrating thing in the world-however, I keep coming back.
the computer isnt playing my cd! piece of shit! Oh there we go-computer i love you!