compuphile
Last night I caught my brother actually getting it on with his desktop computer. He's a total compuphile.
compuphile by computer love October 10, 2008
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Compuphilia
Compuphilia is the sexual attraction to computers.
Hammersley and Kendick8 (2005) theorized that either of the following situations could be antecedents to compuphilia(pp. 161):
1. The compuphile develops poor self-esteem
(a) He (usually male) is very fearful of rejection by women and he desires a sexual partner who is incapable of rejecting him
2. He develops an exciting fantasy of sex with a computer, sometimes after prolonged exposure to a computer.
The authors also reported that, of their sample of 'compuphiliacs,' 68 percent were motivated by a desire for an unresisting and unrejecting partner; 21 percent by a want for union with machinery; 15 percent by sexual attraction to computers; 15 percent by a desire for comfort or to overcome feelings of isolation; and 12 percent by a desire to remedy low self-esteem by expressing power over a computer (pp. 159).
Hammersley and Kendick8 (2005) theorized that either of the following situations could be antecedents to compuphilia(pp. 161):
1. The compuphile develops poor self-esteem
(a) He (usually male) is very fearful of rejection by women and he desires a sexual partner who is incapable of rejecting him
2. He develops an exciting fantasy of sex with a computer, sometimes after prolonged exposure to a computer.
The authors also reported that, of their sample of 'compuphiliacs,' 68 percent were motivated by a desire for an unresisting and unrejecting partner; 21 percent by a want for union with machinery; 15 percent by sexual attraction to computers; 15 percent by a desire for comfort or to overcome feelings of isolation; and 12 percent by a desire to remedy low self-esteem by expressing power over a computer (pp. 159).
Although obtaining consent is not usually considered a prerequisite for activity with non-living material, compuphilia is considered to be taboo and frequently labelled as abuse.
Compuphilia by jailook October 10, 2008
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Computophile
A computophile is someone who treats thier computer with all the latest updates, upgrades, tweaks, mods, ect. In addition to getting excited at the idea of inserting thier hard drive/flash drive into said computer's ports/anywere else it will fit repeatedly after removing the bra/panties from it....
Signs you could be one include excessive shopping due to excess fluids always ruining your computer parts, sexual innuendo about electronics, constantly touching it, and trips to the hospital to treat electrical burns on your junk.
Signs you could be one include excessive shopping due to excess fluids always ruining your computer parts, sexual innuendo about electronics, constantly touching it, and trips to the hospital to treat electrical burns on your junk.
Computophile:So I bought myself a new system, I just get so hard everytime I see it.
Thier computer : baby I'm so wet
Thier friend: wtf man its waterproof?
Computophile: yeah I got tired of electrical burns on my flash drive when sticking it into its sexy ports.... Its.... So.... Beautiful
His friend: what the fuck, get help man.
Thier computer : baby I'm so wet
Thier friend: wtf man its waterproof?
Computophile: yeah I got tired of electrical burns on my flash drive when sticking it into its sexy ports.... Its.... So.... Beautiful
His friend: what the fuck, get help man.
Computophile by F8less February 24, 2017
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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