ap language and composition

the worst goddang class you will ever take where syntax is freaking everywhere and yet you still dont understand what it means. it tortures the mind and ruptures your soul by its never ending annotations on pointless readings that no one ever actually cares about.

Hey whatd you do in ap language and composition today?

We learned about the what alliteration, hyperbole, simile, metaphor, syntax, syllogism, and enthymeme were and how they effectively pertain to real life situations.

ap language and composition by MercAntile November 7, 2013

band competitions 

Generally the most fun experience you will ever have. Seriously. Ever. Usually surrounded by friends, instruments, and generally awesome people simply by the fact they are in band, you can expect the funniest jokes, gestures, and awkward silences. You will be talking about or acting out something very strange that you and your "bus buddy" will be the only ones to understand. While doing so, everything will go silent and you will be regarded as the strangest person in band. Until it happens to someone else. You can watch the croud as you be the most fabulous people on Earth ever. Watch them carefully for they are your peasants. You will take over the world after you take home the biggest fuckin trophy you have ever seen in your mega god life. They may not be worshipping you yet but you are harnessing their energy. Even if you don't know it. Subconsciously, your mind is screaming "MORE POWAH" and you are succeeding. You will then ride home with a bunch of people covered in blankets, half asleep, complaining about being too hot and how bad their marching shoes smell. Not to mention everyone's head will hurt from wearing tight buckets on their head with your hair stuffed inside. Enjoy your inside jokes afterwords and never speak to anyone about anything that happened that night. Ever. Everyone will want to send you to a psychiatric ward.

Drum major: "guys remember those band competitions? They were SO FUN!

Rest of band: "you speak of this to no one"

band competitions by Casslyn99 November 3, 2013

Composition 

Written raps and rhymes. Lyrics.

I'm bustin' funky compostion as smooth as a prism. So check it as I rap to this fly ass rhythm.

Composition by Alomar November 27, 2004

ap english language and composition

"Understand the interactions among a writer’s purpose, audience, subject, and genre and how each of these contributes to effective writing. Enhance your own writing skills and understand better each stage of the writing process as you develop expository, analytical, and argumentative compositions." -From the College Board

3 words: ethos, logos, and pathos

Ap english language and composition sucks the sleep and energy out of you

ap english language and composition by RedUrbanGuy October 21, 2017

Fallacy of composition 

For starters, fallacy means a flawed truth. Fallacy of composition means a flawed assumption of truth.

I read heard it this way...

Think crowded baseball game. You can't see because of the guy in front of you. If you stand up, then you can see. However, the fallacy of composition is that if EVERYBODY stands up, nobody can see the game any clearer than if they were all sitting down.

Fallacy of composition by Forest for the trees December 26, 2009

compositing 

v. tr. - "in the act of breaking up composite images and putting them together in a clearly understandable manner for a particular purpose."

"i was compositing images in photoshop all day yesterday for this one project -- man is that work ever tedious!"

compositing by the_ultraplanarian March 31, 2004

ap english literature and composition 

"Explore literary elements such as a work’s structure, style and themes, as well as the use of figurative language, imagery, symbolism and tone. Develop your writing skills as you express your ideas and analysis in expository, analytical, and argumentative essays." -From the college Board

In ap english literature and composition, expect to read a ton of books!

ap english literature and composition by RedUrbanGuy October 21, 2017