Last night my girlfriend and I were comparing cookies, she showed me her cooter so I presented my one eyed walleye. She said mine was small, and I swear hers was a monster.
by Jboner September 11, 2013
A Java Interface signifying the client that it can compare two objects which implement this. Essentially, it forces the existence of the compareTo(T otherObj) method -- depicted below. This tells a user it can use this method to compare these two objects. Typically this comparable also allows the proper implementation of an equals(Object other) method, as this would be any case in which compareTo(T otherObj) would return a 0.
by gunvalid January 22, 2019
by Guacamolenibbapenis April 28, 2019
To imagine language as a thick head of human hair, as found on Michael Landon, Carrot Top, or Cher, and exhaustively split and redefine each strand and follicle for the sole purpose of making something that is hard even harder.
by Barely Literate November 27, 2007
When a halfway-decent looking girl hangs out with a very unattractive girl in order to make herself look attractive.
"Did you see that picture with Emma last night? She looked so hot!"
"Nah, she's just using the theory of comparative girls to make herself look better by standing next to that fat chick."
"Nah, she's just using the theory of comparative girls to make herself look better by standing next to that fat chick."
by warriorlax1220 November 6, 2011
Hey can we compare excel reports?
by J-dogmusic January 12, 2021
(1)Someone who is far up one's ass.
(2)Someone who outdoes other people's bitchyness.
(3)Description of a situation which is a defining low point in one's life.
(2)Someone who outdoes other people's bitchyness.
(3)Description of a situation which is a defining low point in one's life.
(1)Randall will do anything for Sandra. He is her bitch beyond compare.
(2) Did you hear that that Joanna won on Big Brother? She is a bitch beyond compare.
(3)Oh man, I lost the ticket for the final of the world series. This is such a bitch beyond compare.
(2) Did you hear that that Joanna won on Big Brother? She is a bitch beyond compare.
(3)Oh man, I lost the ticket for the final of the world series. This is such a bitch beyond compare.
by Welck August 2, 2007