Verb: to roll out, peace out, get the fuck out, an exclamation of the following, or the Roman House of Representatives, always accompanied by the international roll out hand gesture
"Dude, do you want to roll out to the UC?"
"Yeah, trill, commitium!"
"Hey I banged your sister last night!"
"Commitium!"
"Yeah, trill, commitium!"
"Hey I banged your sister last night!"
"Commitium!"
by Peter Jenks April 10, 2005
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The act of the HR department deciding that people who live outside of Manhattan don't need to come to work while those within Manhattan do.
Man - I can't believe this commutism, the people in Jersey get to stay home while I wait for a bus that won't come and have to show up to the office.
by B-Sauce the boss February 9, 2010
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So then he said, I think I've got this right, "Why are they just looking for Pings when there are lots of other Chinese folks missing?"
I'm gonna have to stop you right there. You are totally commiting a Fallony.
I'm gonna have to stop you right there. You are totally commiting a Fallony.
by gnostic 2 April 13, 2014
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Get the Commiting a Cruz mug.Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.
I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.
SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
by Catamount June 21, 2008
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