A decent strategy game where you assume the roll of Grommel, the leader of the Stonkrusher Goblin Clan, whoes master ends up getting shot by an archer from the Hellfire Goblin Clan. For Microsoft XBox, Sony Playstation 2, and Nintendo Gamecube.
The one thing that is not good about Goblin Commander is that the language of the Goblins is not translated into the language of the country the copy is sent to.
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when a person sits indian style between two dudes lying on the floor or in a bed and jerks them off at the same time
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Commander Pinktaurious is also known as "gorncommander" He has a well liked and popular channel on the Youtube network.

He claims to be from the planet Nebulan 5 in a galaxy that earth refers to as The Triangulum Galaxy (also known as Messier 33 or NGC 598). It is a spiral galaxy approximately 3 million light-years away in the constellation Triangulum. The galaxy is also sometimes informally referred to as the Pinwheel Galaxy by some amateur astronomy references. Within Triangulum Pinktaurious resides in the Quadrant Otarcies, In the Nebulan Star System

Pinktaurious’s ability to communicate from outer space to Youtube has been questioned? His following explanation is intriguing at best:

“Light-years are meaningless when traveling through sub-space; also I have the ability to transmit messages to the earth on customary communication networks that are available to sub standard life-forms. While utilizing my ‘Ultra-Computer’ aboard my super ‘Stratastar’ warship, my Communications are transmitted to your inferior world via the ‘Great-Galactic-Grid’ and then downloaded to your minuscule 'World Wide Web'; my broadcasts have traveled trillions of light-years to reach you. My Nebulan Ultra-Computer and Image processors are the finest and of the highest quality known throughout the universe. I have the ability to exercise and tap into any planets communication arrays of my choice including the earth based video sharing website ‘YouTube’, ‘My space’, etc. the Nebulan Ultra-Computer can instantaneously broadcast video and audio through hyperspace using any language and method of my selection! Including E-mail which is an electronic message exchange protocol (electronic-mail) used on 20th and 21st century Earth.”

It is not know if Commander Pinktaurius from Nebulan is a hoax. The following quote is from a renowned ufologist who has asked to remain anonyms.

Please be advised, I am in great fear from the imminent Nebulan danger, not only for my country, but for the entire world. This advanced alien, Pinktaurius, is in my opinion the greatest threat to mankind since our creation! I have studied Ufology for years.

I am very convinced that Pinktaurius is evil and to be feared. His destructive potential is unimaginable. Humanity could be over in an eye blink. Time is short and we as the people of Earth must learn to work together and put behind us our petty disagreements that will soon be outweighed by the Pinktaurius threat.”
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1. We shall not betray Greg.

2. We shall spread the word of Gregatorius and follow in his word
3. We shall not sin against Greggy and we will be condemned if so
4. We must bow to our lord every time we encounter the God and our savior.
5. Treat your neighbor like how you would treat Greg
6. You shall not lie, replace, or steal from our grand master
7. You shall not curse or degrade our Greg or punishment such as murder, spanking, and words Greg wouldn’t want to hear would be done and said
8. Be obedient to Greg
9. If Greg chooses to marry and date anyone but his followers, respect his choice but behind his back cry all your tears out, don’t let our God see us vulnerable, we must be strong

10. If his fellow lads stare or degrade us, don’t be afraid to do it back
We must follow the Greg Commandments in order to succeed.
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Commander Chris is the one who goes above the rest he is a step up from god himself a man who owns the best empire one that helps friendlies and kills enemies one that is also a step above the best them self. Commander Chris is a hero of undecidable quality a man who can only be labeled as "the Best" This mans real name is Chris, His friends call him Commander Chris and his enemies whimper when they see him hot girls think about this man at night. He enjoys anime cat girls and hanging with friends, Commander Chris is the best there ever was and will be there is no way in hell someone else could even be better then this man.
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by Commander Chris December 31, 2018
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