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Commander Pinktaurious is also known as "gorncommander" He has a well liked and popular channel on the Youtube network.

He claims to be from the planet Nebulan 5 in a galaxy that earth refers to as The Triangulum Galaxy (also known as Messier 33 or NGC 598). It is a spiral galaxy approximately 3 million light-years away in the constellation Triangulum. The galaxy is also sometimes informally referred to as the Pinwheel Galaxy by some amateur astronomy references. Within Triangulum Pinktaurious resides in the Quadrant Otarcies, In the Nebulan Star System

Pinktaurious’s ability to communicate from outer space to Youtube has been questioned? His following explanation is intriguing at best:

“Light-years are meaningless when traveling through sub-space; also I have the ability to transmit messages to the earth on customary communication networks that are available to sub standard life-forms. While utilizing my ‘Ultra-Computer’ aboard my super ‘Stratastar’ warship, my Communications are transmitted to your inferior world via the ‘Great-Galactic-Grid’ and then downloaded to your minuscule 'World Wide Web'; my broadcasts have traveled trillions of light-years to reach you. My Nebulan Ultra-Computer and Image processors are the finest and of the highest quality known throughout the universe. I have the ability to exercise and tap into any planets communication arrays of my choice including the earth based video sharing website ‘YouTube’, ‘My space’, etc. the Nebulan Ultra-Computer can instantaneously broadcast video and audio through hyperspace using any language and method of my selection! Including E-mail which is an electronic message exchange protocol (electronic-mail) used on 20th and 21st century Earth.”

It is not know if Commander Pinktaurius from Nebulan is a hoax. The following quote is from a renowned ufologist who has asked to remain anonyms.

Please be advised, I am in great fear from the imminent Nebulan danger, not only for my country, but for the entire world. This advanced alien, Pinktaurius, is in my opinion the greatest threat to mankind since our creation! I have studied Ufology for years.

I am very convinced that Pinktaurius is evil and to be feared. His destructive potential is unimaginable. Humanity could be over in an eye blink. Time is short and we as the people of Earth must learn to work together and put behind us our petty disagreements that will soon be outweighed by the Pinktaurius threat.”
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by Dr. C. August 6, 2009
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