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on command queef 

queefs ussually occur during sexual activity, however a select few have the special gift of queefing on comand
can be done in a multitude of ways either lying down and lifting the legs and pelvis up or simply spreading your legs real wide while sitting down
i thought you could only queef while having sex but that bitch proved me wrong while she spread her legs and i heard the distinct sound of a queef and i was like shooot that girl can on command queef
on command queef by kyliefofo February 27, 2009

cum on command 

Achieving orgasm by means of hypnotic suggestion see:hypnosex or through sexual domination and repeated training to voice or hand signal stimuli until climax is induced.
She will cum on command for me; she's a well trained sexual submissive/slave!
cum on command by EroticTist May 13, 2008

rise on command 

inability of the male to "get it up" for anything, anywhere, especially 'on order'
that woman expected john to rise on command, but he remained limp as a dish rag...are you QUEER!? barked she...
rise on command by michael foolsley November 27, 2009

On Command 

The band that hot dude Cj plays in
What? You didn't know Cj plays in On Command?

sweater commando 

The act of wearing a sweater without an undershirt. This unorthodox practice is normally observed amongst women but can be seen on men as well.
Look at that girls cleavage!

I love when she goes sweater commando.
sweater commando by Kpeng January 5, 2017

Buckfast Commando 

an intoxicated yet fearless individual, usually brandishing a weapon (Buckfast Bottle, which they have just drank)
Buckfast Commando: "Wit you lookin at ya fanny?"
man on the street: "sorry mate, dont want any trouble!"
Buckfast Commando: "Too late yur gittin chibbed!"
Buckfast Commando by Bullcoh February 23, 2009