A town in Eastern Long Island where the rich kids are assholes and the less fortunate kids are grateful for everything. 90% of Commack kids have never had to work for anything in their life. The school part is easy and for the most part your teachers are great. The best friends you will have are the less fortunate one’s. Home of the idiotic “bike gang”. Contrary to popular belief, there are no “real fights in Commack”, just posers acting tough. Half the people that claim they’re tough are pussies.
If you wanna go to a school where there’s vaping every period, and they care more about you having a pass in the hallway, then come to Commack.
If you wanna go to a school where there’s vaping every period, and they care more about you having a pass in the hallway, then come to Commack.
Hey where do you go to school?
I go to commack
Oh, so you’re one of those spoiled rich kids?
No, fuck off.
I go to commack
Oh, so you’re one of those spoiled rich kids?
No, fuck off.
by A guy from Commack November 17, 2017
A pussy town on the north shore of long island, NY. There just a bunch of nerds nd preppie faggots, they get fucked up by any town they try to fight aganist in huntington township even elwood who has 200 kids in each grade has stomped commack out in a brawl. Commack has been on northports dick for tha last 40 years, all commack kids try to copy northport swag but they just cant pull it off. They think there hot shit cuz they have a good school districit with high taxes but some how they think there hood lmao. They got mad teachers over there rapeing the children, they got a bunch of snobby ass jew girls with big noses nd fuckin anooying accents.
Commack is mad gay last time they went to a northport party, they got shot up wit pellet guns nd smashed threw beer pong tables dont lie abe hwang ur crew got ran threw.
by PortTownRunsThaIslandNiggas January 31, 2010
Commack is probably the worst place to live. Commack contains the biggest group of failures you will ever meet. 90% of people who grew up in Commack are failures or will become failures later on in life.
No matter how much shit we talk about Commack, deep down inside, we all love it here...and you know it.
No matter how much shit we talk about Commack, deep down inside, we all love it here...and you know it.
Commack is gay.
by Shuarma July 31, 2008
Commack is an amazing town on Long Island, and no matter what you say it is pronounced like this: coemack. Okay? Alotta people in Commack like Ed Hardy, Juicy Couture, and love to eat at Campa pizzaria and Granny's ice cream. But that's north Commack of course. We also have Courtney Galiano from So You Think You Can Dance. Commack is home to some of the best schools and sports teams in the state.
by christinafromcommack<3 July 11, 2008
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