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Comeuppance 

When someone finally gets what's coming to them. Usually well-deserved and brings joy to others when they learn about it.
Jody got his comeuppance when he was caught cheating on a skanks-for-free website. Nice try Jody, you sloptart looking bastard.
Comeuppance by joemammy July 13, 2019

cumuppins 

when someone gets what they desevre for their shamful act of shame
John got his cumuppins for robbing that store by getting hit by a bus.

Comeupins 

Getting what you deserve. Usually in some form of punishment, especially a beating.
Dad: Alright boy, come get your comeupins.
Boy: Please don't thrash me again, Dad!

Bill: I hear that Jimmy stole your stereo.
Jeff: Yeah he did, that son of a bitch! When I find him, he'll be gettin' his comeupins!

Comeupins by SmashCrab March 12, 2008

comeuppance 

A "reward" i.e. well deserved and long awaited revenge for past misbehavior. The "reward" should be administered by those previously wronged and in a public or humiliating way.
That bitch will get her comeuppance in the form of a public birching at the next group pot luck. Everyone there will be quite pleased at the chance to participate. I don't think she will be able to sit down for several days.
comeuppance by Melanie5 May 15, 2010
noun

1. Because of actions taken, fate will balance and hand some "bad luck" to the individual, thus somewhat being the revenge of fate
2. An ideal embracing the saying "What goes around, comes around"
Guy: "Wow the weather here is so beautiful! It's a shame you're stuck in Canada and freezing your ass off."
Guy 2: "Just you wait, you'll get your comupins !!"
comupins by White Kirby February 24, 2009

comeupans 

The rewards or spoils of one's act of "coming up" on an item that previously did not belong to you through keen time management and placement.
Where did you get that?

Man, I came up on that at work yo, thems my comeupans!

Put that in that box, I'm a comeup on that later, comeupans son!
comeupans by i.r. comeupans December 28, 2014