competence 

The art of performing a simple or non-simple task without fucking everything up

Our college notes were written by someone who clearly hasn't got competence

competence by SaucerPilot May 19, 2016

competent 

Having the skill and knowledge needed for a particular task; capable.

Any competent lawyer can draw up a will.

competent by Larstait November 10, 2003

competent 

Being able to do things well.

Donald wasn't competent at business. He went bankrupt thrice.

competent by Ereck Flowers July 2, 2016

competence porn

Competence porn is a plot with a type of character who is insanely good at something - usually involving some plot-twisting plans.

Coined by Reddit user Rabbithen.

Some of the main characters in shows like: Breaking Bad, Sherlock, Code Geass, Death Note, Dexter, Mad Men, Doctor House, House of Cards, White Collar, Prison Break, Limitless, Big Love, Hannibal, The Bourne Identity, Jack Reacher

provide you with competence porn.

competence porn by charlemagne March 5, 2014

Competencentracion 

(Com-pe-ten-sen-traction)
When you concerntrate really hard on something and it’s escaping your mind a little bit but then you get it.

“I knew I knew what I was talking about and then I competencentraciatied (plural of competencentracion) enough that the answer became clear”

Competencentracion by Drunk Anonymous December 7, 2018

Competent Individual 

The only politically oppressed minority group still being discriminated against by corporate America.

Equal opportunity is for morons, liars, and thieves only. Never hire a competent Individual because next to them you will appear stupid. These people should never be allowed a job interview.

Competent Individual by Spiritual-Master January 5, 2022

Competetive Elephant Ejaculation 

A pastime who's only definition is that it is still better than NASCAR

Billy: "You want to watch NASCAR?"
Terrence: "I would rather watch competetive elephant ejaculation."

Competetive Elephant Ejaculation by The Great Articulator June 15, 2016