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compaling 

complaining excessively over shit that doesn't matter
After fighting for hours over whether or not to get a teddy bear, Jim was compaling the rest of the day!

conealingus 

The act of licking the dregs of ice cream out of an ice cream cone without biting into the cone itself. Best done in a lewd or suggestive manner to imply cunnilingus.
John always finished his ice cream before starting on the cone, so he found it necessary to perform conealingus.

--and/or--

Gene Simmons' freakishly long tongue was also perfect for conealingus, and he would show off his special skill on dates at the ice cream parlor.

conealingus by sullivan504 April 22, 2009

Comeallong 

When you master-bate to the noise of your roommate or neighbor having sex.
I came home late to find Tammy banging her boyfriend, instead of putting on Darkside, I opted for the comeallong.
Comeallong by bleviegnarr September 3, 2013
a word that can be used to describe a livestream that involves football supporters sharing their woes about their team
did you watch the copealong last night?
copealong by ForestLion May 22, 2025

Wanna come along on some howling adventures wif me? 

What you eye-twinklingly ask a buddy, infirm/elderly neighbor, cute chick, etc. when you both know dat you're merely asking said other person if he/she wants to ride along wif you on a simple shopping and/or errands-running trip into town.
Asking someone, "Wanna come along on some howling adventures wif me?" can yield benefits not just for you, but for da other person, too --- not only will he be providing you wif pleasant/entertaining companionship on your otherwise-boring-and-ordinary sojourn, but it may also allow HIM to accomplish one or more desired activities of his own while he's in said business district, such as stocking up on groceries/housewares, doing laundry, etc. Plus of course, he will be able to perform said tasks more easily, economically, safely, etc, than if he'd had to either make said "trip to da big city" all by himself, or get someone else to do it for him.

Comerong Island

An island nobody cares about south of somewhere unimportant. Basically derives from the words "come" and "wrong"

If you go there its because you are nearly wrong. Locals welcome people who are generally wrong in the head.
Hey did you see that idiot who bought the house down Comerong Island? He really fits in there. That's where all mentally wrong people go.