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A city in Texas named after Columbus, Ohio. It sits roughly between Houston and San Antonio, although it is closer to Houston. All the people in this town seem to care about is the high school football team known as the Cardinals. High school football is all this town knows. Thus football players are gives free As by the school's teachers so they can play. Three members of the Schoebel family went on to play in the NFL. Although they don't really stand out and kind of suck. The town is about 5 to 10 years behind the rest of the world and are a close minded people that hate change. They have nothing to do in this small town. Other than Wal-Mart there is nothing. There are no real signs of intelligence in this town. If you come across it on I10 by all means pass by it. Stop in Sealy, TX or Wiemar, TX instead. Those are more friendly towns.
Joan: "Hey john we haven't stopped since San Antonio. I need to pee."
John: "No this is Columbus, Texas. Town of small minded racist rednecks and other assorted dumb asses. Lets continue on and we well stop at Sealy, A much better town."

Joan: "Ok I definitely don't want to be around some inbred hicks."
by Former Columbus Texan April 09, 2011
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The capital and largest city of Ohio and for some reason, is the 16th largest in the U.S. It is a nice place to live but this college town suffers form a low profile and hardly any identity (at least Cleveland has the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame). Its known for absolutely nothing, except the Buckeyes of Ohio State University, one of the largest universities in the United States.
What the heck is in Columbus?
by goinggoinggone July 06, 2007
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Out yonder in Georgia.
Columbus aint in no Ohio. Columbus out yonder in Georgia. I know on a count of my cousin stay out yonder. She work at the bank. She a teller.
by Lakeisha Henderson November 09, 2007
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Dave Thomas opened his very first Wendy's Old-Fashioned Hamburger Restaurant in Columbus, Ohio. The name was his youngest daughter's nickname. She lived down the street from me in Upper Arlington. Upper Arlington has had 94 state championships in all sports. I don't believe any school in Ohio is even close to UA.
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1) (n.)an utter shithole in Southern Ohio. Home to The Ohio State University and Wendy's.
2) (v.) to get sent back to the minor leagues. This is a reference to the Columbus Clippers, the AAA affiliate of the New York Yankees.
Man, Rivera keeps blowing saves against Boston. Steinbrenner should columbus his ass till he gets his head on right.
by T-Dog Jenkins May 01, 2005
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Worst city in Ohio. Even Cleveland is better. It has a sprawling downtown with low rise sky scrapers that are ugly and generic looking. It's downtown looks it is dying. You can't even buy breakfast there on a Sunday morning unless you know where to find the one cool deli in the whole place. It's awful. The only city of comparable sprawl and soul less sprawl is Phoenix. But Columbus isn't surrounded by natural wonders, just the rest of Ohio. It's an awful city. I was told it was a haven for gay people and gay culture. It turned out to be a haven for urban sprawl and idiots. This city had the worst and most dead downtown I've ever seen.
I went to Columbus and realized Cleveland wasn't so bad after all.
by exitandpanic January 12, 2007
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Capital and largest city in Ohio. Also known as Satan's asshole.
I'm from Columbus and voted for Bush
by lethalweffen February 13, 2005
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