Top Definition
An excruciatingly boring town on I-10 between Houston and San Antonio where people have nothing to do but self-medicate so much that many develop cirrhosis by the age of 27.
First person: "I need a ride home, I have to work tomorrow."
Second person: "Fuck that, we still have three cases of beer and a liter of vodka."
Third person; "Columbus, Texas always prevails!"
#alcoholism #meth #inhalants #burglary #dt's
by Anna Mae Bollocks July 17, 2011
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