colquitt

Colquitt is place in South Georgia, also known as the armpit of America, that is filled all kinds of deplorable things. The entire town is run by crooked people. It is a place where Sheriffs get locked up, school boards get fired, and teachers dance on poles. It is not advised to go live there because once you move there you will never get out. It is a place where everybody knows everybody and nobody can be trusted. It is a place where marriages do not last, gossip is gospel, cheating is normal, laws are broken and the police don't care. (As long as you have the right last name) If this sounds appealing to you, I am sure the locals will take you in, steal your wife, and give you the biggest water and tax bill you've ever seen. On the bright side, at least it isn't Donalsonville.

Pull for Colquitt or ...... uh no just pull out.

colquitt by TommyMcMuffins February 22, 2017

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Colquitt

The act of getting absolutely shit wrecked; sometimes against your better judgment.

We are getting absolutely colquitt tonight!

Colquitt by Gregfunny September 19, 2023

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colquitt county

A big ass county that has absoluetly nothing worthhile to fill it's dank space. It is primarly one large cotton and tobacco field that gives the county's Mexican population something to do once they have had their fill of pilage and plundering. Move here and you will regret it upon entering. Live here and lose all sense of morals.

I mistook Colquitt County for Mexico when driving through.

colquitt county by 2get2hell February 23, 2009

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coquitting

When your friend is the funniest person ever and you don’t know how to tell them…

You are the most coquitting person

coquitting by Farfar.com January 19, 2024

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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