Colonelingus 

The act of eating KFC so voraciously that you can't tell if they're eating it or going down on it.

Watching bruce go down on a double down is pure colonelingus.

Colonelingus by Dead launch February 6, 2021

Coloncopia 

A large variety of assholes.

I've had to deal with a coloncopia this morning.

Coloncopia by Goatman33 May 2, 2020

Coloneling 

The same definition of coloneled.

I could go for some coloneling tonight.

Coloneling by Arran Greenwood May 10, 2008

Clopnopin' 

Clopnopin' is the act of getting high on horse tranquilizers (such as Klonopin) and then masturbating to pornography of the My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic series.

"I caught my friend Marc Clopnopin' in his room the other day. Needless to say, I don't talk about horses with him anymore."

Clopnopin' by Goatse.gov July 21, 2020

Cloop, Clooped, Clooping 

To hit somebody in the testicles while off guard, but only during a time of competitive game play with a very close friend. Both these are crucial points in classifying nut shots as clooping; this must be an ongoing war/competition between two friends trying to find the right moment when to move forward with a spontaneous attack to the nuts.

Friend A gets home from work, and greets Friend B outside on the Cloopfront porch, as they both continue to smoke their cigarettes. Once Friend B finishes his smoke, he turns around to walk back into their house. Friend A reaches down,and with a striking vertical blow/karate chop, racks Friend B in the balls screaming "Cloop bitch! You've been clooped"

Friend A walks by friend B and back hand slaps friend B in the nuts causing him to fall to his knees in a terribly uncomfortable pain. While laughing Friend C asks friend A what they're doing. "Clooping" Friend A calmly replies with a smirk on his face.

Cloop, Clooped, Clooping circa 2011

Cloop, Clooped, Clooping by Motörgreg September 23, 2011

Colonising the conversation 

When a headstrong person (often a Caucasian male) doesn’t listen to others, takes over a discussion and makes it difficult for others to contribute and actually be part of the conversation.

Person 1: Man… I couldn’t get a word in that meeting.
Person 2: Yeah, Steven was totally colonising the conversation

Colonising the conversation by Jawajawa April 2, 2022

Colonamini 

A mini Colonoscopy or Flexible Colonoscopy. Can all be used for mini colonics also non evasive colonics.

I feel so violated after my doctors visit after my Colonamini.

Colonamini by remictionary November 4, 2009