The "Colonel Sanders" is when your girlfriend or wife gives you oral sex. You cum above her upper lip and make a mustache. Then you put a little on her chin, for the goatee.
There are a couple variations to this:
A "Colonel Sanders with a Pearl Tooth" is the above action but when your partner smiles, you squeeze a little cum on her front tooth.
A "Colonel Sanders with a Monacle" is the above action and you put the last bit of cum in her eye.
There are a couple variations to this:
A "Colonel Sanders with a Pearl Tooth" is the above action but when your partner smiles, you squeeze a little cum on her front tooth.
A "Colonel Sanders with a Monacle" is the above action and you put the last bit of cum in her eye.
by thecolonel-2010 October 8, 2010
A comedy skit featured on the television show Saturday Night Live that gained notoriety due to its use of ribald word play. The skit, which aired live on February 22, 2003 in SNL's 28th season, featured the show's guest host Christopher Walken as the namesake Civil War hero Colonel Ennol Angus. Written by Tina Fey.
I myself never much cared for Colonel Angus. He rubs me the wrong way. Not sure why. Can't put my finger on it.
by Resedo August 6, 2009
The dialect of American English spoken among the social strata whose members have the greatest opportunity to become linguists. Often erroneously described as a General, despite not having earned such a promotion.
There's no rod-ride merger in Colonel American.
by ___alphabet___ July 7, 2023
When your boyfriend puts his balls in your mouth and he tells you to let them simmer in your sauce for a while.
by Toby4Life January 29, 2021
I took the colonel’s gravy yesterday. It was thick and creamy.
This bar is full of old guys. Looks like the colonel’s gravy is on tap tonight.
This bar is full of old guys. Looks like the colonel’s gravy is on tap tonight.
by Eaton Holgoode June 11, 2018
someone who is in charge but should'nt be because they are not fit for the job and always fuck things up
by j son May 25, 2009
Someone who has mastered the art of douche and is rewarded a high military rank for no reason...just to emphasize how big of a douche this certain person is.
this guy is a colonel douche
by Luke Cormier June 7, 2006