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1.
A town in LANCASHIRE! not YORKSHIRE! Get the facts right.
I'm from Colne and I don't live in Yorkshire.
by Lancashire Guy November 08, 2007
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2.
A very small town in East lancashire. Complete shit hole full of dole dossers and drug addicts so its a smaller more boring version of burnley. Locals have a habit of wearing rose tinted spectacles. They think that just because they finally have an argos and a next that colne is now a diserable place to live. Its not, I lived there for 6 months and was desperate to leave after one week. They built some new flats near the beck. Nice, now you can have a brilliant view of people shooting up from your bedroom window. It always smells of gas around there and the streets are full of dog shit.
Only move to colne if you want to live your life on benefits
by ihateithereinlancashire March 31, 2010
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3.
A small town in North West England. Suffered years of decline, but in recent years has seen regeneration and is becoming a rather desirable place to live. Filled with Burnley fans and the occasional bastard rovers fan, also contains quite a few man united wannabe fans. Historic town which contains a Roman Fort and was a strongholding on the way up to Skipton and eventually, the Roman Capital, York.
Colne - Full of Dick 'ed MC-ers!
by MMCC May 08, 2005
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A small town in North West England. Suffered years of decline, but in recent years has seen regeneration and is becoming a rather desirable place to live. Filled with Burnley fans and the occasional bastard rovers fan, also contains quite a few man united wannabe fans. Historic town and contains a Roman Fort and was the last post from London to York under the Roman influence.
Colne - full of dick head MC-ers
by MMCC May 08, 2005
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Colne....a quaint west yorkshire village, full of inbreds, dingles & hill-trolls. Just like it`s neighbouring town Burnley, but the gene pool is is much smaller, thus giving way to lots of family-love during the long dark winter nights.

When thinking of Colne, think League of gentlemen....& you won`t go far wrong.

Colne, like Burnley is a small village in Yorkshire & is full of retards.
by Dr Fox May 08, 2007
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6.
A pit of incests in yorkshire where the inhabitants posses all the intellect, wit and charm of a baboon after its been run over several times with a tank. In this place it is customary to call a women in her early twenties grandma !!!!
Docters may say you have a Colne rather than tell you that you have an STD
by Wcae October 16, 2007
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