collocation 

Words that sound good together, typically something that a native english speaker would easily understand because the phrase is used a lot. Context is key to understanding these phrases.

Exp 1. "Strong tea" is a collocation

Exp 2. "No real solutions" refers to an equation
Exp 3. There is a difference between using "impossible" and "undefined"

collocation by concept not format October 20, 2019

Collinzation

To learn the teachings of a goat Collin

Wow she must’ve learned the ways of Collinzation.
Collinzation: GOAT

Collinzation by Collinzation November 25, 2019

Collimating lens

A lens which focuses light rays from a source into parallel paths, thus focusing the image relayed at infinity. Highly useful in Head-Up-Display systems, for obvious reasons.

This will be the 2nd in my series of largely useless technical jargon, which will continue as it is more fun writing this than writing a report on the performance and aerodynamics of an MAV.

-For more amusing and less contrived definitions, look up my ones for France or Europe. They're OK.

Collimating lens by victorhadin December 7, 2003

copyligation 

copyligation - n.

1. The sense, feeling or compulsion by people on social media requiring you copy and paste whatever non-sense they've posted before you are "supposed" to respond, so they can come speak to your status update.

This is a Facebook game to see who reads posts, and who just trolls. So, if you read this, leave one word on how we met. Only one word, then copy this to your wall so I can leave a word for you.

Dude - I'm not going to knuckle under to your copyligation!

copyligation by DrnknMc September 4, 2012

colowgation 

co-low-gaition

the process of a man or woman telling their partner that they can't do something anymore with the intention of control rather than care.

dude 1#: how come you don't come out to the <insert pub or place of intrest name here> anymore?

dude2#:me and my girlfreind had a serious colowgation and she said we coulden't go/drink/sleep/visit/pretend in bed there anymore becuase <insert irrational reason here>, otherwise she will dump me.

colowgation by DAHC May 18, 2006

Coplication 

Complications due to officers of the law; When a plan goes awry and steps must be taken to escape, outmaneuver, or otherwise avoid the police.

1. I was gonna smoke some weed behind the bar, but there was a patrol car parked in the back lot. Damn coplications.

2. Guy 1: Dude, why didn't you show up to the party last night?
Guy 2: Sorry man, there were coplications and I couldn't make it.

Coplication by RamsesIV November 3, 2010

Colpitation

Conversing in a High/cut/drunk manner.

I had a ridiculous colpitation with G-Dawg last night about hats and cats.

Colpitation by thpeethimpediment February 23, 2012