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Collinsville

Collinsville is a town of about 26,000 about 15 minutes east of St. Louis. It is considered to be a suburb of St. Louis and part of the IL metro area. It is one of the only places in the nation where you can find every stereotype in the same town. There are rich snobs, country clubs, complete ghetto, trailer parks, projects, white-collar neighborhoods, blue-collar neighborhoods, farmers, and rednecks. In high school, the diverse atmosphere leads to groups forming and regularly engaging in "Gangs of New York" style fighting. You find similar people to yourself, get as drunk as possible, and meet in a field for a huge public melee. These fights were usually recorded and then played during class the next day for the entertainment of students and teachers alike. One thing they all have in common is that everyone begins drinking by the eighth grade at the latest. Most are well into the late stages of alcoholism before graduation from high school. This carries on into adulthood where that annual Italian Fest celebration floods mainstreet with massive amounts of drinking and public urination.
What used to be one of the most competitive sports high schools in the nation has become one of the worst. This is due to a lack of motivation from male athletes stemming from the girls preferring to sleep with drug addicts. This leads to built up frusttration and thus, more drunken fighting. Sometimes people chill out and go on back road trips or "BRT's" where they cruise country roads and smoke lots of pot. There is a large Wigger population. Some grow out of it, the rest go to jail. Other than all that it's a pretty sweet place to live. We keep it real.

Oh yeah, and there's some ancient Indian Burial Mounds and the worlds largest Catsup Bottle.
"You better give them your beer dude, or these Collinsville dudes are going to kick your ass and take it anyway."
Collinsville by Urban Dictionary February 13, 2008
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cockeysville middle school

a dumb ass school where everyone wears Vineyard Vines and name brand clothes. most people act like they're cool when they just look dumb. there's the ghetto kids, "popular" kids, and the emo kids. the teachers are good teachers but they're super strict. i fucking hate the school, but whatever.
fuck cockeysville middle school

Colleyville 

An interesting alternate universe filled with future investment bankers, swiss watches, german automobiles, and lots and lots of drugs. Fun. Basically, a mixture of the best qualities of Monaco and Amsterdam.
Colleyville is at the top of the trickle-down money ladder. The town is filled with many fashion-sensible, upper class families. Most of their money goes to their kids, which goes towards their drugs -- keeping the ghettos in Arlington and Dallas booming.
Colleyville by notisaidthecat February 3, 2006

Colleyville 

Recently marked the #1 city to live in (Texas) by CNN Money as of Summer 2005. Great Atmosphere! Many new developments and a place to enjoy all seasons.
Colleyville by Matt G. September 13, 2005

Colleyville 

rich ass suburb of Dallas, and surrounded by other rich ass towns (see Southlake, Grapevine). The city council regulates what types of roofs, windows, and (in some neighborhoods) the size of houses that are allowed to be built. Apartments are illegal to construct by law. The homeless carry laptops. Colleyville ranks 68th in the nation for highest average income (about $120k/year).
Damn, Colleyville shopping center is expensive.
Colleyville by D.B.T. December 28, 2005

Colleyville 

Colleyville, TX. Town in Dallas-Ft. Worth (DFW Metroplex). Affluent town of about 20,000; local high school is Colleyville Heritage and is one of the top high schools in the country. Colleyville shares many similarities with next-door Southlake, TX (also home to Heritage rival Southlake Carroll), and Colleyville is in a joint school district with Grapevine, TX.

The city's biggest flaw is that it believes it has no flaws. A slew of teen suicides in 2004 and a steroid abuse scandal in the high school football team landed Colleyville Heritage on the front page of Newsweek. The town has recovered swimmingly. But constant, unmonitored teen partying and rampant prescription drug abuse continue with little attention. Parents are often blamed for giving their kids too many luxuries without any supervision.
Colleyville shares many students with Grapevine, but has more in common with the developing town of Southlake.
Colleyville by PittFan January 1, 2006

Collegeville Chill 'n' Fill

The act of taking a diarrhea into an ice cube tray and freezing it for days. Once it is nice and hard it is put in a blender with a shit load of jizz. They are blended together until it looks like a delicious chocolate milkshake. The mixture is consumed by a female who takes much pleasure in it. She is probably a slut.
Shit dude! The whore drank twenty-five Collegeville chill 'n' fills. What a slut.