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A class for the smart people who earned it by getting recommended by a teacher for that C.P. class at West Holmes Middle School. You take your C.P. class at West Holmes High School. You should feel good about yourself when you have a C.P. class. Especially, if you are taking C.P. Geometry your freshman year. Just think, you are superior to the dumb losers that have no future to look forward to that are in the general or resource classes who only care about sex and drugs,know nothing about polynomials, postulates, and parabolas, and still believe in popularity, and that it is more important than grades. It just goes to show what idiots are in general and resource classes.
EXAMPLE: Billy Joe is in a college prep class a west holmes high school. Therefore, he is brilliant.
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Tri-City College Prep 

An exceedingly small high school in northern Arizona. There, most of the teachers are related, the lunchroom has enough microwaves to heat up Siberia, and the students think they're the best thing since sexual reproduction.
Tri-City College Prep student: "go panthers! go math club! happy 'pi' day!"
Normal Person: "seriously? go to a real school."

st. john xxiii college prep 

St. John is the true definition of hell. A Catholic high school located in Katy, Texas where students are separated into 5 cults and forced to compete against each other. Known as the crustiest school in the area, St. John excels at zero sports and contains strictly hoes and religious girls, nothing in between.
"Hear St. John xxiii college prep went 2-8 this season, thank god they're improving"

Walter Payton College Prep 

A school where everyone is a genius when it comes book smarts and total headass in every other way. Everyone there has been addicted to nicotine at least once. Payton kids smoke and drink a ton while still somehow getting the best test scores in Chicago. It's just a school of crackheads that know how to ace math tests without studying.
Walter Payton College Prep kids
Person 1: Yo you tryna juul right now?
Person 2: Yeah lemme just ace my english test real quick

Person 1: wanna get high as fuck before math?
Person 2: but we literally have finals today
Person 1: And?
Person 2: Yeah aight let's go

kipp nyc college prep 

A toxic ass high school full of thotty ass JAKIMA wannabeing ass treeshes,never date a girl from kipp nigga you will get cheated on regardless. >:(
Damn them kipp nyc college prep bitches is treeshes fuck with them :/

Northside College Prep 

A place consisting mostly of nerds: true. But, if you are funky enough and have enough balls to be smart and a fuck up at the same time, then no worries. NCP's finest students can't be found getting rimjobs by teachers in math class, nor will you find them jamming books up each others asses in the library; instead, look for the top students to be taking a refreshing nature walk by the river, or stinking up the bathroom stalls. At NCP it's not all about the ACT and the SAT, what it really comes down to is the FNS. Whether you're a Friendly Neighborhood Stoner or just a plain old Funky Northside Student, you know how we do.
Dude you go to Northside College Prep? Damn you can fuck around now AND go to a good ass college later, you're totally set.

St. Ignatius College Prep 

One of the smartest schools in Chicago. Students come from all places in Chicago just to come here. The best College Prep school out there. Known for academics, less about sports, but really who cares about sports?

Academics > Football team, actually truth be told, our football team is probably one of the worst in the nation.
Student #1 from SICP: Did we win in football today?

Student #2 from SICP: Yes!
Student #1 from SICP: Really? I don't believe that St. Ignatius College Prep could pull it off! That usually never HAPPENS!
St. Ignatius College Prep by IGGYFTW November 11, 2009