The act of sexually fiddling with a corpse in a mortuary. Not limited to any particular gender. Or species.
Rob was into coldplay, and was caught finger-banging Gwyneth Paltrow's corpse as she lay on the slab.
by COCK PVNCH May 26, 2014
The band that Bono wipes his ass with.

"Here, take this Coldplay album cover."

"Aw, cheers mate!"

by Degree7 August 10, 2009
A band who's lead singer, acording to the songs they've produced, is roughly 14.8% tone deaf. They write the kind of music that suits the mood of a guy who is dreaming of gumdrops and lollypops, sugar bells and gingerbread men, and floating on a big white cloud.
Coldplay really can get to my emo/suicide mood, too. Great harmonies, though.
by hadrian May 15, 2006
Gwyneth Paltrow's husband's band.
Gwyneth and her husband, Coldplay's Chris Martin, named their baby daughter Apple.
by Puggle June 03, 2004
1. n: A person (in particular a male) that has ver feminine taste in music, also in general has a dejected cynical attitude towards life and society,often seen lack of sports, spend all day daydreaming, self-sympathizing, and finds soft lazy boring music as a cure to insomnia. The act of lacking life, or positive energy in all sorts.

3.vt: The acting of plagerizing music,or artworks, without getting caught and get highly appreciated by stupid low-end indie fashion victims.
1. A:Eww, my dormmate is all about suicidal fancies and soft indie whining music.

B: He's such a coldplay.

2. A: Last night I met this hot chick,and she told me to get it on, but I couldn't.

B: Y?

A: I coldplayed.

B: NO WAY!!!!

3. A: Man this essay assignment is too hard!!!

B: Try coldplaying serveral articles. Every a few lines cut out a segment, and do some regrouping so that it looks new.

A: Hey that works fine !!! Now I got to grab a Grammy too!!!
by No Dumb Talking February 05, 2011
A band that guys pretend to like so that girls think they're sensitive.
She was hot so I told her I liked coldplay even tho they suck.
by I hate everything about me April 28, 2011
See Radiohead.
"What? That's a Coldplay song?"
by Exit Music July 23, 2008

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