colder than a nun's thigh 

1 Cold to the point of being painful to touch. Associated with cold and hard as ice.
2 An object that cannot be made warm
3 An inanimate object devoid of feeling or desire.

I spent of a frosty January in the panhandle of Idaho, it was colder than a nun's thigh.

colder than a nun's thigh by rucus11 September 19, 2009

colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra 

Meaning it's freezing outside.

Damn it's cold out here!
Yeah, it's colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra!

colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra by RichKid91 August 3, 2008

Colder than a bitch in heat 

When it's so cold that it is literally colder than a bitch in heat

"Dude my piss stream just froze completely solid mid piss! It's colder than a bitch in heat!" and your friend says, "No shit it's colder than a bitch in heat This shit is hella Montanan yo!"

Colder than a bitch in heat by Montanan Man October 9, 2018

colder than a witch's tits 

witch's were once imagined as old hags with wrinkly skin and icy blood. ha! So the phrase "...colder than a witch's tits..." was used during very cold weather. When someone who still thinks this way came into a warm house or room, often, the phrase would come to mind.

Ol' Harry came into the cabin wrapped up in almost everything he had. The blizzard was just reaching it's peak. He said shiveringly, "DDDDamn! It's ccccolder than a witch's tits out thththere!"

colder than a witch's tits by Cold luvin' Pacific islander August 10, 2006

colder globing 

the ignorant counter part to global warming

Man it's freezing in here, this colder globing stuff must be real.

colder globing by PFCnick March 1, 2011

colder than a nun's cunt 

1 Cold to the point of being painful.

2 An object that cannot be made warm.

3 An inanimate object devoid of feeling or desire.

It felt colder than a Nun's Cunt.

colder than a nun's cunt by rnathenson October 9, 2009

colder than a polar bear's cock 

when it's so cold you don't know what to do with yourself.

Jack: Wowsers it's frigid as hell up in these peaks.

Daniel: I know, right. It's fucking colder than a polar bear's cock, that's for sure.

colder than a polar bear's cock by nuclear jope December 14, 2009