9 definitions by rucus11

cement the deal

When a contract is reached with an offer and an acceptance.
Agreement of terms.
Also see; cast in stone

Zoey said the price was thirty a gram, if buying an ounce. I gave a nod, to cement the deal.

by rucus11 November 3, 2009

A standing cock has no conscience

When erect the male penis is totally uninhibited. To be blinded by desire or lust

The groom sadly understood the adage a standing cock has no conscience while attending his own shotgun wedding

by rucus11 September 25, 2009

As nervous as a whore in church

A feeling of great anxiety or being ill at ease, Out of one's element.
A fear of spiritual reprisal.
Waiting for a confrontation.

When the boss called me into her office, I was as nervous as a whore in church.

by rucus11 October 28, 2009

Odd Duck

Term used for an unusual, different or strange individual.
Origin unknown

The new guy at work sure is an odd duck, he never takes a break.

by rucus11 December 12, 2009

Otherism

The box that is checked when you do not belong to a major Religion, i.e.; Buddhism, Islam, Judaism, Christian or Nudism
Probably the fastest growing new Religion.

When I told my wife's parents I was changing my Religion to Otherism, they just nodded sagely.

by rucus11 October 28, 2009

Wound tighter than a two dollar watch

A very high degree of stress. Stressed almost to the breaking point. Human condition generally associated with mental stress. Sometimes treatable by cessation of work.

I am not sure what was wrong with my boss, she came into work Monday, wound tighter than a two dollar watch, yelling at everyone.

by rucus11 September 23, 2009

Big Dick

In the dice game craps, when the come out roll is a ten. Any combination ie; 5+5, 6+4, 4+6 it is called big dick or at any time a ten is rolled someone might say there is big dick

Common shooter, where is big dick, common dice big dick, no seven

by rucus11 August 15, 2009