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cold face 

it can mean a person is really fugly or really hot, depending on the person.
Guy 1: "Dude, Gabby asked me out. What should I do?"
Guy 2: "Say fuck no, man! She's a cold face!"
cold face by ZVW-Jen January 31, 2010

Cold Face Stealer

A man or woman who is obsessed with the perfect face, and will dig up freshly dead bodies to look at their faces and see if they have a perfect feature (Ex. Perfect Lips, Perfect eyelashes) If they do find someone with the perfect feature, they will cut it off and save it to be transplanted onto themselves later.
Alissa is so hot! Do you think she's a cold face stealer?
Cold Face Stealer by Zenguin June 25, 2016

Cold Coffee Face 

Unpleasant facial expression pulled subsequent to having taken a drink of coffee, without realising it has been sitting there for half an hour and has gone cold.
Whoa! Nice Cold Coffee Face dude! I think you poured that cup like yesterday!

Cold Smeared Face 

Cold smeared face....man he shittin on errbody..since 1981 yo

Cold War Fuck Face Off 

The time in a relationship when both parties are avoiding sex to punish the other person. Can lead to a Cuban missile crisis
John "Hey, Jake. You look aweful did you get any last night?"

Jake "No we're still in a cold war fuck face off."

John "Have you tried a missile test as a display of power? It migth make the Berlin wall crumble"

cold cocked in the face 

1.getting hit in the face by a cold cock.
2.being hit so hard in the face you are knocked out instantly
3. a term used when you want your friend to shut up
stephanie: do you want to get cold cocked in the face?
shannon: no... i dont.
stephanie: then shut up!