colanated

The state of having been infused with Cola.

"This drink is well colanated!"

by heretik January 31, 2007

Colan

Colan is the boy who makes up lies about everything. If he says he had sex with that one girl, he didn't. If you leave him on open, he blocks you. And if you have a Juul, he asks to rip it at least every two minutes. Colan is the white boy who lives in a nice part of Florida and comes from a good family and is the receiver of a great education, yet he cannot type a Snapchat sentence for shit and pretends that he can't speak English.

"Dude, why are you believing that blatant lie coming out of his mouth, it's Colan."

by steph kurry December 31, 2019

Coca-colanization

The taking-over of the world by Coca-Cola, other huge American products/companies.

"It's just a matter of Coca-Colanization these days."

by Bec December 14, 2003

Spastic Colan

An asshole that just won't sit still. An uncontrollable asshole,

Will you stop acting like a spastic Colan a d just sit still; hr was all over the place running his mouth like a spastic colan

by June 14, 2022