A fictional drink featured in Futurama.
An obvious parody of Soylent Green, as it's made out of people.
An obvious parody of Soylent Green, as it's made out of people.
Philip J. Fry (talking about Slurm): What if the secret ingredient is... People!?
Turanga Leela: Oh, there's already a soda like that. Soylent Cola.
Fry: Oh, how is it?
Leela: It varies from person to person.
Turanga Leela: Oh, there's already a soda like that. Soylent Cola.
Fry: Oh, how is it?
Leela: It varies from person to person.
by Hogtree Octovish October 24, 2008
1. The freshest since 1953
2. The brown slime oozing from the asshole to the flesh between the genitalia and the asshole known as the taint after anal sex hence the name "TAINT COLA"
3. last but not least a very popular video using a 50s theme telling about how to have anal sex with your girlfriend basically saying that if all else fails knock her out and you can do whatever you want
2. The brown slime oozing from the asshole to the flesh between the genitalia and the asshole known as the taint after anal sex hence the name "TAINT COLA"
3. last but not least a very popular video using a 50s theme telling about how to have anal sex with your girlfriend basically saying that if all else fails knock her out and you can do whatever you want
hey buddy pass me a taint cola
mmmm mmm only the freshest taint since 1953
why so glumm I bet I know You want to have anal sex
"Knock Her out with A brick"
shes not laughing now
you can live a full life now that you know how to get what you want.
mmmm mmm only the freshest taint since 1953
why so glumm I bet I know You want to have anal sex
"Knock Her out with A brick"
shes not laughing now
you can live a full life now that you know how to get what you want.
by skyjack_fixer@yahoo.com January 16, 2008
A high energy cola, with twice the caffeine and sugar than Coke or Pepsi, has even more caffeine than Mountain Dew.
Also an important essential if my work shift calls for more than 6 hours.
Also an important essential if my work shift calls for more than 6 hours.
by Saints September 18, 2003
1 - A delicious form of sweetie.
2 - A form of masturbation where the neck of a cola bottle is used in replacement of a dildo.
3 - The container in which coca cola is held.
2 - A form of masturbation where the neck of a cola bottle is used in replacement of a dildo.
3 - The container in which coca cola is held.
1 - "Yummy! I got some cola bottles!"
2 - "Wow! That was some awesome cola bottle-ing I did last night!"
3 - "I prefer my coca cola in its bottle than in a glass..."
2 - "Wow! That was some awesome cola bottle-ing I did last night!"
3 - "I prefer my coca cola in its bottle than in a glass..."
by DINOSAURrawr May 18, 2009
Nuka - Cola is the drink of the post nuclear world. It is addictive and is drank flat and warm.
Nuka Cola is drank in the wastelands of the fallout series (rpg)
Nuka Cola is drank in the wastelands of the fallout series (rpg)
by haedesch June 4, 2003
Four Loko was sweet, but Johnson Cola fuckin' rocks my socks.
I can't remember life before Johnson Cola. Oh well.
I drink Johnson Cola. Chicks dig me.
I can't remember life before Johnson Cola. Oh well.
I drink Johnson Cola. Chicks dig me.
by dancefloordale December 7, 2010
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