coke dick 

not being able to get one's dick up despite serious efforts and a more more
than willing mind.

Fuck............she was all over me and i was lovin' it but i had coke-dick. Jesus, Why does this always happen to me?

coke dick by Godless A.F. September 28, 2003

Coke Dick 

After snorting entirely to much cocaine causing one's cock to become completely useless.
"To much blow and the cock won't grow"

Jake Clitties from an episode of Californication during the shooting of "Vaginatown" gets Coke Dick after snorting some coke before a scene

Coke Dick by infamous joker May 7, 2009

coke-dick 

This happens after use of cocaine, and, makes the penis unable to become hard.Or it is then it's not, or, it's not then it is.

There I was with this really hot chick and I was so frustrated.....I had the coke-dick, the only option was to wait... Wait and hope she doesn't leave before I comedown.

coke-dick by Les Pance May 16, 2005

Coke Dick Girl 

Coke Dick Girl refers to one of the skankiest girls to roam the M St. Corridor in Georgetown. She is known to almost the entire Georgetown and GWU undergrad community for going to the extremes of doing coke off guys penis' to garner attention for herself and publicly sharing her exploits.

Joe: What were you and coke dick girl doing behind the bar at rugby?
Bob: She offered to blow me if she could to a line of my dick.

Coke Dick Girl by Rugby Cafe January 1, 2011

coke-dick 

When a guy does coke (also happens with ectasy and when drunk sometimes) and he can't get hard. If he does manage to get hard, it will take him a long time to cum.

Try as she might, the slutty sorority girl couldn't get her date hard because he had coke-dick.

coke-dick by Jackme September 20, 2005

conedick 

A condition where one's penis resembles the shape of a cone. The base is much larger than the head and provides a interesting feeling in a female's vagina.

I had to order a custom made condom to fit my conedick.

conedick by Mr. Conedick May 28, 2011

Coke Dick 

Coke dick is where a man due taking large amounts of cocaine, can therefore not get an erection.

Girl: "You wanna fuck?"

Guy: "I can't, I've got coke dick"

Coke Dick by big gay larry July 28, 2018