If the coke man sees you drink pepsi or dr pepper, he either give you a coke or give you the belt. But if pepsi man shows up and a fight begins, only shaggy on 100 procent power can stop the fight.
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Tony Robinson the king of things that are.erm?...........erm?............erm?..dont know really! BALDRIK U wazuk
'OOOH look that crappy programme is on where a load of sad old degenerates look at dead grannies (Time Team). That means Coke Man will be making an appearence!!!'
by Huw Margetts December 18, 2004
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1) a man with a penis that has the girth of a Coke can.

2) a man with a penis so large that it causes tearing and bleeding of the receiving orifice.
He split me wide open! He is definitely a Coke can man.
by The girl down the street December 27, 2005
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when you cant afford coca cola so you have to buy faygo or other 1$ alternative soft drinks.
"shit nigga I only got a dollar and 5 cents how tf can I dead ass get you fucking coke"
"Poor Man's Coke nigga deadass get me the root beer faygo"
by niggadeadassdawg August 25, 2017
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Common street slang for crystal meth (methenphetamine). Used because coke is expensive for a short high while crystal meth is much less for almost a 48 hour high.
Guy: I'm gonna go pick up some coke for the weekend.
Salesguy: Why try coke when you can try poor mans coke, it's much cheaper and it last longer ... It's Great!
by Rapapapaptta February 24, 2006
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