Coitus Coif

The hairstyle ( coiffure ) you wear after getting a proper and vigorous fucking.

Niiice coitus coif, Dude... she must've been on top this time?

by Scrappy SamCat January 28, 2009

Coitus Conundrum

When you are in a sistuation with two or more hot girls, and you can not identify the hotter girl or whichone you would sleep with.

Dave: Look at all these hot chicks!

Steve: Which one would you sleep with?

Dave: All of them.

Steve: Yeah, but if you had to pick just one.

Dave: ... (Coitus Conundrum)

by Bagseven May 20, 2010

Coitus cream

A mixture of both you and your significant others love juice

Person 1:I had the best sex last night

Person 2: yea I bet you did I see your coitus cream on ur shirt

by Conker1 October 5, 2018

Coitus saxonicus

Noun. A form of contraception where a man squeezes the base of his penis immediately prior to ejaculation so that the semen is diverted to the bladder.

Woman: Quagmire you forgot to buy a condom!
Quagmire : Don't worry darlin', tonight I'm using Coitus saxonicus! Giggity!

by Quagman November 21, 2012

Coitus Introductus

Sexual intercourse occurring directly after meeting someone or after the first date.

Yo sweaty, you plannin' on going for coitus introductus tonight with that blonde?

by ZiggyFTW December 3, 2010

coitus interruptus

sexual practice in which the penis is withdrawn prior to ejaculation to prevent the deposit of sperm into the vagina

my girlfriend sprang coitus interruptus on me the other night when she was riding me cowgirl style and i ended up with a belly full of sperm.

by hal March 26, 2004

coitus interuptus

A fancy way to say "pulling out"

"We dont want a baby, so i had to bust a coitus interuptus."

by D and A June 6, 2005