coik 

The sound of a gummie worm bouncing off someone's forehead in a tent.

I really coiked ya one. Yeah! Fuck you bitch!

coik by Beans April 12, 2004

coik 

coik.. a local Shropshire word for someone who is a cock or just very annoying

dunner werrit youd coik(stop being a cock)

coik by rev gurtu July 17, 2006

coik 

trying to spell "cool" on msn, it can be used in many ways to say stuff.

that thing you said was coik

coik by Vinny April 24, 2004

coik 

1) a transitive verb, only applicable to males, used to describe the act of kicking, hitting, or otherwise causing injury to the groin, specifically the testicles (balls). usually used in the past tense (coiked)

see also knackered

2) a noun describing the unique and unmistakable pain associated with being hit in the testicles, (uncommon)

1) "My little brother was giving me the shits so i coiked him in the balls"
"I slipped on the balance beam and coiked myself"

2) "I can feel the coik coming on"

coik by Phillip J Brown December 14, 2008

Coik 

Acronym for Clear Only If Known.
Usually used in response to opaque text or speech that requires prior knowledge of jargon to understand.

"Has my order been despatched?"

"It's showing as having been processed by the User Satisfaction Team on the system."

"Coik!"

"I'm sorry sir I don't know what that means."

"Like your response, it is an answer that is only clear if you already know what it means."

Coik by Sarkey February 15, 2019

Fuck-a-coik 

A phrase mostly used by excited boys with tourette syndrome

Fuck-a-coik! lets go to the bar

Fuck-a-coik by pakoontala September 21, 2016

Coikin 

Putting your knob in a mouse trap.

I fancy coikin right about now.

Coikin by 123FudgeTheTree June 15, 2018