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Overpowering perfume smelling coffee due to the transferance of cheap perfume onto your styrofoam coffee cup.
After going through drive through....
Driver, "Shit.."
Pass, "What?"
D, "This coffee smells like coffume because that skank put on too much cheap perfume this morning.."
P, "Not many dudes work in these places."
coffume by tankmantank October 16, 2009
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- When you have a brain fart and mix the words coffee and perfume together
- Coffee odored perfume
- Perfume flavored coffee
- You smell of a strong coffee today, are you wearing that Coffume fragrance today? :)
- My Coffee tastes like sex panther!
Coffume by Deadpools-Gman January 21, 2014
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