Old twats that stink of stale piss and always complain that they are hard-up whilst having thousands of pounds stached away in shoeboxes all round their house, waiting for bogus inspectors to steal it and spend the bloody thing.Usually to be found hogging benches in precincts - ciggy in one hand and a Gregg's pasty in the other!
by Bod June 9, 2004
So get this. Old people are called coffin dodgers right, and people with arthritis are more likely to die at a younger age. So, do you think that because of the arthritis, they are to slow to dodge the coffin??
by G1_ThomasX February 28, 2022
Soldier or military person that has a reputation for surviving situations that no one usually gets away with.
by The Coffin Dodger April 1, 2018