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1.
A person that will never ever be good enough for a real job, so they are stuck making coffee for people with real jobs.
That coffeeboy will be living with his parents forever.

That coffeeboy doesn't have a valid driver's license.
by the bruja January 07, 2010
 
2.
Kirk Hammet's role during the production of St Anger because James wouldn't let him play guitar.
Kirk - "Check out this solo". James -" Quit yo jibba jabba and give me your guitar! Commercially selling out is the way forward! Make yourself usefull and go make me a coffee scrotum boy!"
by SATANSFISHTANK November 01, 2003