Coffee Grind

When a female/any person with a vagina rubs her vaginal area on someone else, especially while that person is sleeping, passed out or otherwise occupied.

Coffee grind is also less commonly used to describe rubbing the vaginal area on a willing partner during foreplay.

"Kelly, don't bother coffee grindin' that guy - he's just pretending to be asleep!"

"Quick, grab the camera! Katie's giving Brad a mad coffee grind!"

by Blue Honey November 27, 2007

Coffee Grind

When someone rubs or grinds their ass crack on someone or something leaving behind a coffee colored stain that smells and tastes like feces.

I took Will's hat in the bathroom and coffee grinded it. Now it smells like my ass!

by Xo'clock November 10, 2009

Coffee Grinding

A term that is gaining popularity in first-person shooter online multi-player games like "Modern Warfare: 2". "Coffe Grinding" is the act of, upon a successful kill of another player, crouching over the head of the victim's dead body and proceding to perform a "grinding" motion leaving behind a residue of feces with the consistency of "used coffee grinds". This act is to shame and humiliate the victim player, and usually incites anger and violence. Normally performed when one player is "owning" another or a team of others.

After I knifed him for the 4th time in a row I felt like coffee grinding that loser as he bled out on the floor. I ran over and coffee grinded my ass all over his face and then knifed him again.

by The best part of waking up November 22, 2009

coffee grinding

in the act of doing a coffee grinder, which is a breakdancing move

that bitch can do a nasty coffee grinder!

by Phishr December 20, 2004

coffee grinding

When someone crouches over someone lying down and dangles their balls into their mouth while gyrating as fast as they can

I coffee ground your mum so fast last night i think she needs some braces

I am going to coffee grind your sister until her teeth come out

by drildo dan December 18, 2004

coffee grind

Rubbing the crack of one's unclean ass against someone else's face in a act of degradation. The act itself is not unlike pissing on someone when they're down.

After he beat him up, he sat on his face and gave him a serious coffee grind.

by sweatypig May 4, 2011