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When you have to uranate every five or ten minutes because you've been drinking too much coffee. (Rick): {dialing telephone}: beep beep boop beep boop boop beep
{ring...ring...ring...} (Rick's boss): Hello, this is National Plastics Conglomerate, how may I help you? (Rick): Hey boss, can't come in today. Got coffee penus and I'd never make the 40-minute commute without pissing all over myself. (Rick's boss): YOU'RE FIRED!!! ***CLICK!!!*** |
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