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Coejus has webbed feet and ingrown earballs.
His webbed feet allow him to swim effectively, and his ingrown earballs need to be examined.
by Kojak June 30, 2004
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very ugly and homely. not very popular.
"coejus's morning observations bite the bag"
by I Kid June 22, 2004
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a small flightless bird like creature. known to inhabit alpine regions. utilizes strong taloned feet to grab onto rocks for climbing.
In groups they are known as coejii (ii=long i). They usually travel in packs except during mating season when they become solitary and hump anything that moves. Coejii are deadly hunters.
I was attacked by a pack of deadly coejii
by tom July 20, 2004
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