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Cockserphobia 

Cockserphobia originates from the word claustrophobia. Claustrophobia is the fear of being in a space that is too small. Cockserphobia is the fear of having more than one penis inside of you at one time.
Me: Hey Sarah want to have a threesome with two dudes this weekend?

Sarah: No I have cockserphobia...

Me: What's that?

Sarah: I'm scared of having more than one penis in me at one time.

Me: Word

cockstruck 

The female equivalent of being "pussy whipped" wherein a girl is so attached to her man that she will bow down to his every whim.
Jen is so cockstruck she did David's laundry, let him hang out when she had a test the next morning, attended his officer ceremony, and now she's letting him cop out on her 21st birthday because of a football game.
cockstruck by TheHippie7 September 13, 2008
To repeatedly thrust into something with your penis/dildo, giving the impression that you are scrubbing it with your junk.
"I'll cockscrub your cunt until you're sore!"

"Your anus looks dirty. It needs a good cockscrubbing."
Cockscrub by DisasterGrind July 24, 2009

cockslurper

One who performs oral sex upon men with great vigor. One who fellates loudly and messily, usually involving excess amounts of saliva or other bodily fluids.
Chris Young is a cockslurper of the highest magnitude for going down on that entire rugby team.
cockslurper by Ryan Cano IV, esq. November 28, 2007

Cockstruzel

An individual possessing pompous and/or excessive self-entitlement in his speech or actions whilst appearing to be a member of the metrosexual community. Either that, or they smell like/of pie. This can be used to describe or insult a mere dick or plain asshole of classic proportion, since it will also have the added effect of warning the individual that he or she is not only acting like a wrapped bag of smoked meat, but that they are also coming off as fruity as they are engaging themselves in it.
Cockstruzel
Cockstruzel by Craysh April 27, 2009

cockscrubber 

a mustache on a gay man, or, if on a straight man, a mustache that is too gay and should be removed to avoid confusion.
Richie, you gotta shave that cockscrubber before Bobby sees you or he'll rape your face.
cockscrubber by mjolnir February 16, 2009