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Cockchomper 

1. A cat or other household pet who sneaks under one's bedcovers during the night and nips at one's penis.

Orig: NY, Amber and Jake.

2. One who uses his or her teeth, intentionally or accidentally, when performing fellatio.

3. See douche, douchebag, tool, asshole, etc. May be used sarcastically.
Your damn iguana's a little cockchomper.

OR What's up, cockchomper?
Cockchomper by Jask November 1, 2004
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cockshopper 

a filthy whore or man who is constantly searching for the next bigger or better cock.
steve had no idea that his girfriend was a cockshopper
cockshopper by sgt horse August 12, 2006

cockshopper 

a filthy whore or man who is constantly searching for the next bigger or better cock.
steve had no idea that his girfriend was a cockshopper
cockshopper by sgt horse August 13, 2006
When someone cockblocks you so hard it's almost as if they have taken your cock and stomped on it with cleats.
-He actually cockblocked me three times over the course of the weekend.

-Dang. That sounds more like a cockstomp to me.
cockstomp by Nordic Semen December 1, 2009

Cockstomping 

v. The most extreme form of cock block.
Bro, Cesar was cockstomping all over Adam last night... with Nikki's shoes. It was heinous.
Cockstomping by azola July 25, 2010

cockstopper 

A guy or girl that initiates sex then won't give it up. tease
I was so horny last night , and Michael was being a stupid cockstopper.
cockstopper by Your Mom November 27, 2004

clockstopper

People-watching term. A clockstopper is a person who is so horrendously ugly that they can stop time.
Cover your watch! Here comes a clockstopper!
clockstopper by Juni Wolfen September 6, 2005