cocksnatch 

Descriptive noun: One who is a cocksnatch is a dick, and a pussy by their definitions. They are a timid asshole who is too much of a bitch to back up anythign they say.

Hey Cocksnatch, get your whining ass over here and fight!

cocksnatch by WhitePower October 14, 2005

cockwich 

1. An abbreviation for cock sandwich.

2. A girl you wish to fuck senseless and/or insert your penis into every orifice in which it will fit.

3. An expletive; i.e., if somebody surprises you, you may reply "cockwich!".

Cameron Diaz is quite the cockwich.

cockwich by dozitgetchahi March 19, 2010

Cockswitch 

When a man is pounding a woman from behind, he pulls out and lets his bud come in and pound her.

Man 1: Yo i still owe you 20 bucks

Man 2: Why man 1

Man 3. Thanks for the cockswitch

Cockswitch by JohnnyRape December 27, 2011

COCKSANDWICH 

The act of placing a cock in between two slices of bread (whole wheat or potato, your choice) with any condiments (usually preferred mayonase or mustard) slathering them gently together to create a sandwich of cock, thus cocksandwich, after creating said cocksandwich, violently shove into the partners mouth while defacating on their chest and reaching a climax.

Dude I totally cocksandwiched sally she cried all the way home... I laughed.

COCKSANDWICH by FLACE February 24, 2010

cockstrich 

A guy looking for a random hook up, but it doesn't happen because he goes through life with his head in the sand.

i.e. We are a swinging couple who tried to hook up with a guy, but it didn't happen cause he's such a cockstrich.

cockstrich by Kiss_me July 29, 2014

cocksandwich 

The act of inserting your short shriveled chode (short,fat, Pee-Pee) in between two molding hogie rolls or loose roast beef curtain lips preferably from your grandmother or a loud mouthed rent-a-cop who has a hairy brillo pad muff that is often licked by a member of valet services.

\\\\\\\"Hey Conor, You wanna come over here and stick your millimeter peter in-between my saggy tarp lips and we can make the best cocksandwich you have ever encountered\\\\\\\". HOLD THE MAYO!

cocksandwich by Muff Mania September 13, 2007

cocksnitch 

To spread or broadcast word related to a cock's negative action.

Lisa totally cocksnitched Timmy to his old lady.

cocksnitch by Johnny the Midget May 22, 2003