cocksmurf

Todd Pineo

Todd: "Whats a cocksmurf?"
Liz: "Todd Pineo is a cocksmurf."

cocksmurf by Pronce Philip March 27, 2024

cockshuffler

a woman who has a few men going at the same time (cockshuffler)

another way of rotating or rostering booty calls (cockshuffling / cockshuffled)

spreading the love

What a shifty slut.
She's a total cockshuffler but none of the guys know they're on a roster.

cockshuffler by igiveyoueva February 19, 2011

cocksnorfler 

To enthusiastically embrace a cock, using lips and tongue indiscriminatly

Trish likes to cocksnorfler her e-boyfriends with her salami nipples hanging out.

cocksnorfler by Mr Internet August 27, 2007

cocksurfer 

A woman who makes a sport out of riding along the affections and cocks of multiple men. This could be in a single location (like a bar) or throughout a whole community in general.

As soon as she walked in the door she was cocksurfing around the whole bar.

It seems like as soon as they broke up she just became this whorish cocksurfer.

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cocksurfer by CaesarSPQR May 18, 2010

cocksmuggler 

One with the profession of smuggling cocks across the border, hidden inside one's asshole.

Pedro is such a cocksmuggler, I hear the size of his happy-hole makes puppies cry.

cocksmuggler by Nikola February 3, 2004

cocksuredness

When a cocky son of a bitch is so full of himself you can almost smell the bullshit coming out of his arrogant mouth

Boy: I know you were checking out my junk. Wanna get outta here and go have the best sex of your life?
Girl: Fuck no. Your cocksuredness may be a 10, but you're loser ass is barely a 1.

John: Can you believe Steve actually thinks his lazy ass is getting the promotion to district manager?
Alan: I know! He actually lost 7 accounts this quarter. His cocksuredness is a bit extreme.

cocksuredness by gman91478 January 24, 2015

cocksure 

A condition of extreme (sometimes foolish) confidence or boldness pertainng to or having to do with the size of one's penis ("cock")

Only the most cocksure rookie was willing to stand up to the captain of the football team.

cocksure by ska_trombonist December 28, 2005