Cock Shrink 

Basically, the opposite of a boner.

If you see something utterly disgusting where instead of getting aroused, you get turned off.

an example of a cock shrink could be witnessing your parents having sex.

Megan: "Lets have sex"
Joey: "Okay!"
Megan: "ohh harder John! err uhh i mean Joey"
Joey: "I'm not in the mood anymore, thats a cock shrink."

Or

Brian: "I need to go jerk off" *Walks to bathroom to jerkoff and sees dad on toilet* "uhhh nevermind, my cock shrank"

Cock Shrink by JennSoJizztastic July 25, 2011

cockshank 

To Stab someone with your Penis.
This is one of the most severe forms of ownage and if it happens to you, you should be ashamed

Comes from the words Cock - meaning penis and the
word shank - meaning stabbed with a sharp object

My mate got cockshanked the other day, poor bugger got owned

cockshank by SpecialOps October 18, 2006

Cockspring 

A girl who is being spit roasted by two guys who are bouncing her back and forth between them in perfect rhythm. Both guys thrusting the girl toward each other, making for a more aggressive fucking when you slam into her face or ass.

My best friend and I were spit roasting this redheaded cockspring the other day.

Cockspring by IamABadMan April 16, 2019

cockshiner 

One who shines the cock. Engages in cock shining frequently.


(Note: Jan 16th is National Cockshiner Day)

I've seen cockshiners, swear to god-cockshiners, who are more talented than you

cockshiner by davey March 17, 2004

cockshiner 

Often seen in olden times, a small boy would sit in the street with his shine box, yelling "Good day ta ya, guv. Shine ya cock? Only two bob!"

"Look over there, Phillip, its that little street scamp Billy. He sure gives a good cock-shine, I tell you."

cockshiner by Prof.turtle September 4, 2005

cockstinker 

A homosexual male who does the recieving, therefore stinking up other people's cocks.

That John sure likes it in the ass, what a cockstinker!

cockstinker by rcr October 15, 2003

cockshiner 

The result of banging just that little bit too hard.

Alex "What's that mark?"
Devlin "I got myself a right good cockshiner. I guess my missus is stronger than she looks."

cockshiner by Amy 'i like puzzles' September 4, 2005