cockshmire

Another way of calling someone a twat, wanker, gay, cock, dickhead or retard (i commonly use it for retards)

1.What do you think you are doing you cockshmire
2.hahaha look at that cockshmire

cockshmire by Zaky November 24, 2006

cocksmile 

A group of turkeys

watch out, theres a big cocksmile in my backyard

cocksmile by Long Don September 22, 2012

cockshire 

1. The area surrounding a cock
2. Literary device used in many shakespeare plays

Damn, my cockshire itches

We musn't forget william shakespeare's use of the cockshire in Othello

cockshire by Whitey April 11, 2004

cockshite 

Used as an insult, usually towards males. Can be used to describe a person who is perceived to compromise goals. Constructed from cock and shite.

Note it is not used to imply dirtiness, nor is it related to sexual organs.

"My brother is such a cockshite!"

"She told me off and I wanted to tell her she was a cockshite."

"You just know some cockshite is going to buy it before you get there."

cockshite by AndrooUK January 11, 2009

Cockshield 

When you cockblock yourself intentionally to get away from, or dismiss, unwanted pussy.

I was walking in the mall today and saw Sally; she came up to me, but I had to cockshield myself because she was overweight.

Cockshield by Yames Blue June 29, 2011

cockshiner 

One who shines the cock. Engages in cock shining frequently.


(Note: Jan 16th is National Cockshiner Day)

I've seen cockshiners, swear to god-cockshiners, who are more talented than you

cockshiner by davey March 17, 2004

cockshiner 

Often seen in olden times, a small boy would sit in the street with his shine box, yelling "Good day ta ya, guv. Shine ya cock? Only two bob!"

"Look over there, Phillip, its that little street scamp Billy. He sure gives a good cock-shine, I tell you."

cockshiner by Prof.turtle September 4, 2005